Jessica Stone

17. Pierced. Tattoos. Friends. Drinking. Music. Cuddles. Jack Reilly. Sex. Smoking. Drugs. Animals, especially rabbits.

vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

George Carlin (via feellng)

what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?

—me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

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textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

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